The country’s 24 hour political pundit perpetual panic conflictinator did not cause our problems but its existence makes solving them that much harde… - Jon Stewart

The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous flaming ant epidemic.

The breathing problems started almost immediately. And they were told they weren't sick, they were crazy. And then, as the illnesses got worse and things became more apparent: "Well, okay, you're sick, but it's not from the pile." And then, when the science became irrefutable: "Okay, it's the pile, but this is a New York issue. I don't know if we have the money."

Little and hairy. But if [The New York Post] want to go with smart and stylish then hey, more power to them. Good luck.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.