I came up with my own expression. I like to "make it hail". Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts. [Mimes throwing change] "Ow! Were those nick… - Daniel Tosh

Thank you...San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you...for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.

I'm all for illegal immigration in this country, except for the fact that they don't have to serve on jury duty. That's horseshit. It should be the other way around. They should serve exclusively on jury duty. Yeah, then, then, it would truly be a jury of one's own peers. [Some of the audience groans] It's not a stereotype if it's always true. Yeah, then it becomes law. That joke was called, "Latinos are criminals."

Don't get lost on a hike there. You'll end up on YouTube without a head, and there's no web redemption for that.