Nostalgia: How long's that been around? - Bill Bailey

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams.

(Song for Prince Charles, performed with Robin Williams on We Are Most Amused (2008))