By the way, our nightingale language ranks second in the world in its melodiousness. - Yurii Andrukhovych

We will teach them to win referendums. For a referendum is an ideal way to manipulate people while maintaining their illusion of having chosen their fate on their own.

The main thing is to resettle the Chukchi in the Ararat valley, and the Moldovans in Franz-Josef-Land, although it would be more logical to put the Austrians there.

Головне переселити чукчів в Араратську долину, а молдаван на Землю Франца-Йосифа, хоч природніше на ній почувалися б австрійці.