My car has a new fortress. It will scoff at the hurricanes this year. Scoff like unto a scoffing machine. - Brian Clevinger

I ate soup from a bowl made of bread. This is the kind of heady decadance that will be detailed in the webcomic history books. My decline into soupy madness will be but a footnote of the 8BT story, itself a footnote. But the bread, man. You can eat your soup, and then eat the bowl. There's no turning back now. A decent life in the light of, uh, decency is behind me. Now it's wall-to-wall bread bowls and hookers.

X-Men Legends 2, it would be so much easier to enjoy you if your characters would ever shut up.

(discussing how long he has been playing a particular game)"I thought it's only been three days. Hard to tell without sunlight."