Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. - Fran Lebowitz

The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one’s soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive – you are leaking.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything.