Every one of us has a bag of heroin in our pocket. Every one of us. - Hunter Biden

I've benefited more from low expectations than anyone in the history of the world. Because as long as I don't show up smoking crack, naked, people are like, 'Oh my god.'

I don't care what you think about his politics. I've never read about anybody — in fiction, in memoir, or on film — who is a better dad than my dad, in every way.

Guilt is what you should feel when you did something that wasn't right. Shame is the thing you carry that says you'll never be worthy of love again. I can't live in shame anymore.