When my dad left, you know, I'd give my mum hell sometimes, but really she's the one that stayed, isn't she? Poor cow, she didn't need that kind of a… - Russell Brand

[Posing as a woman named 'Sarah' in a call to an emergency police phoneline] I have got some information for you. I've seen a gentleman who fits the description.
He was wearing a lime green top and polka- dot trousers, and I thought, "Well, look at the state of him" (laughter).
I've had someone come near my underpass.
He was dressed absolutely atrociously, he looked like Timmy Mallett.

I see that dereliction can survive in opulence; the abundantly wealthy with destitution in their stare.

[After a boxing match in which Brand punched his father hard enough for the older man to fall to his knees] Shall we go down the pub and chat up some birds? Do something we're both good at?