... Why don't you put this beer out in the sun to get cool?… - Lennie Lower

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... Why don't you put this beer out in the sun to get cool? If it was any flatter you'd have to serve it on a plate.

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Leonard "Lennie" Waldemere Lower (24 September 1903 – 19 July 1947) was an Australian humourist who is still considered by many to be the comic genius of Australian journalism. Lower's drinking was "legendary", hence the titles of his two best-known books: "Here's luck!" is a well-known Australian drinking toast, as is "Here's another!"

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Alternative Names: Leonard Waldermar Lower

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People frequently ask me where I get all my culture and information from. If you met me and had converse with me for a few minutes you would probably ponder the same question.

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... Why don't you put this beer out in the sun to get cool? If it was any flatter you'd have to serve it on a plate. - Lennie Lower

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