(Sylvia’s answering machine) Hi, at the sound of the beep p… - Nicole Hollander

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(Sylvia’s answering machine) Hi, at the sound of the beep please tell me what you like best about me.

Nicole Hollander

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Nicole Hollander (born April 25, 1939) is an American cartoonist and writer. Her daily comic strip Sylvia is syndicated to newspapers nationally and can be seen on her blog Bad Girl Chats. Hollander has published 19 Sylvia collections, including The Whole Enchilada: A Spicy Collection of Sylvia's Best (1986), Tales from the Planet Sylvia (1990), and The Sylvia Chronicles: 30 Years of Graphic Misbehavior from Reagan to Obama (2010). She is the author of an essay collection, Tales of Graceful Aging from the Planet Denial (2007).

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(Sylvia’s answering machine) Hi, at the sound of the beep please tell me what you like best about me. - Nicole Hollander

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