I sneak a look over and consider a blow job, but even I know giving head in the middle of a demolition derby is risky, - John Waters

It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.

I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way...I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!

Read to make yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends' insane behavior, or better yet, your own.