Nice to be in Washington, where the buck stops here! Way to go. And then it's handed out to AIG and many other people. - Robin Williams

You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothin'.

(Imitating Royal Family) I've tell you we've not been inbred but don't look at the ears. That's all we can do is screw in a light bulb. Look at the teeth, look at the ears and go, something's gone wrong. Gene pool is a jacuzzi back up."

I walked into my son's room the other day, and he's got four screens going at the same time. He's watching a movie on one screen, playing a game on another, downloading something on this one, texting on that one, people say "He's got ADD." Fuck that, he's multitasking.