All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control - Frank Zappa

I don't do drugs, nor have I ever believed in them. Am I a creative person? Then why do people think in order to be creative one must do drugs? Actually, I think people take them as an excuse to screw up in public, y'know, spill things or get silly. Drugs have slowed down civilization because we have to wait for people to get off their high before we can resume. They are the millstone around society's neck.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

So many books, so little time.” — Frank Zappa