I think New Yorkers are more provocative in every way. - Scott Adams

Political differences are mostly a matter of what frightens you the most, with a thin frosting of rationalization on top.

The public didn't know who said it first, but it was the most powerful question in human history. In nine words it overturned centuries of tortured logic and magical thinking. It pushed superstition into a cage and gave common sense room to maneuver. [...] The question was translated into thousands of languages, published billions of times. In English it was "If God is so smart, why do you fart?"

If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.