And I have to explain what a G-spot is for all the gay men.… - Margaret Cho

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And I have to explain what a G-spot is for all the gay men. A G-spot is basically this button in your vagina, that if you push it, it turns it on. You push it and makes a sound like... (imitates Mac start-up sound). That's if you have a Mac vagina... I don't know what noise it makes if you have a PC. ... I have a Mac sexuality. Don't touch my anus, because that is like my Force Quit. ... You will lose any unsaved changes.

Margaret Cho

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Moran "Margaret" Cho (born December 5, 1968) is a Korean-American actress and comedian.

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Native Name: 조모란 • 趙牡丹

Alternative Names: Margaret Moran Cho • Moran Cho • Cho Moran • Jo Moran

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