I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetari… - A. Whitney Brown

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Alan Whitney Brown (born July 8, 1952) is an American comedian and writer who was a regular humorist on Saturday Night Live and The Daily Show.

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