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There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Who would have thought that the fatal flaw of communism would be that there's no money it.