(On bizarre Conspiracy Theories)</br>- Countries are actual… - Bill Bailey

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(On bizarre Conspiracy Theories)</br>- Countries are actually closer than you think...Pilots just fly aeroplanes around longer to make you THINK they're far away</br>- There are tiny cameras in ham...They're called 'Hameras'

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Bill Bailey (born Mark Bailey 13 January 1965) is a British musician and comedian.

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Birth Name: Mark Bailey

Alternative Names: Mark Robert Bailey

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