But Lord! to see the absurd nature of Englishmen, that cannot forbear laughing and jeering at every thing that looks strange. - Samuel Pepys

I do find by my riding a little swelling to rise just by my anus. I had the same the last time I rode, and then it fell again, and now it is up again about the bigness of the bag of a silkworm, makes me fearful of a rupture.

But I could not stay with him myself, for having got a great cold by my playing the fool in the water yesterday I was in great pain, and so went home by coach to bed, and went not to the office at all, and by keeping myself warm, I broke wind and so came to some ease. Rose and eat some supper, and so to bed again.

but now how few people I see, and those looking like people that had taken leave of the world.