[Footnote] Great men seem to have only one purpose in life — getting into history. That may be all they are good for. - Will Cuppy

Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave.

Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.

The Zebra is striped all over so that the Lion can see him and eat him. Some people say he is striped so that the Lion can not see him. These people believe that the stripes of the Zebra simulate the bars of sunlight falling through the tall jungle grasses and that therefore the Zebra is invisible and that the earth is flat.