if you don’t flush out the pipes, they’ll run brown. - Roger Ebert

I have been here before, I am here now, I will be here again.

Gene Siskel used to describe old-age makeup as making young actors look like turtles.

This despicable remake of the despicable 1978 film I Spit on Your Grave adds yet another offense: a phony moral equivalency. In the original, a woman foolishly thought to go on holiday by herself at a secluded cabin. She attracted the attention of depraved local men, who raped her, one after the other. Then the film ended with her fatal revenge. In this film, less time is devoted to the revenge, and more time to verbal, psychological and physical violence against her. Thus it works even better as vicarious cruelty against women.