My off-white poodle. She doesn't consider herself to be gay, but I have my hunch. - Megan Mullally

I'm going to climb up this ladder, you understand, to this gate that's like this high and I'm going to pass two dogs and some bags and myself over the thing into a cab driver's arms. THAT's my plan!

So I light the fire with the lighter and then I'm like, 'Now, how am I going to light the candles?' And I'm racing through the house, tearing open drawers and throwing things out of closets, looking for matches … and I had just lit the fire with the thing!!! And then I was like, 'How did I light the fire?' So then l took the thing and lit the candles.

I like looser clothes, which always prompts my mom to say something classic like, 'You have such a darling figure - show it off more!'