Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college. - P. J. O'Rourke

There's only one secret to bachelor cooking — not caring how it tastes.

The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors— psychology, sociology, women's studies— to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. No one is fond of taking responsibility for his actions, but consider how much you'd have to hate free will to come up with a political platform that advocates killing unborn babies but not convicted murderers. A callous pragmatist might favor abortion and capital punishment. A devout Christian would sanction neither. But it takes years of therapy to arrive at the liberal view.

Are we disheartened by the breakup of the family? Nobody who ever met my family is.