[unenthusiastically at the beginning of every show in response to audience applause] "Thanks." - Steven Wright

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[unenthusiastically at the beginning of every show in response to audience applause] "Thanks."

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About Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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Birth Name: Steven Alexander Wright
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