Why do men die before their wives? Could it be because they want to? - Simon Munnery

"The pen is mightier than the sword," you say. Get out your pens and prepare to have your logic tested by steel.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

I was walking down the road the other day, and I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the world is. And I thought to myself "Why would anyone in their right mind bother to take drugs?". Then I remembered I was on drugs, and that was the reason.