I can saw a woman in two. But you won't want to look in the box when I do - Warren Zevon

I write songs about things that I'm simultaneously trying to not think about.

I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen Doing the werewolves of London. I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's... His hair was perfect.

From what I know about alcoholism, I'd say there's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave — nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.