The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been cau… - H. L. Mencken

Creator — A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

My engagement to AP is off. Her husband made pedantic objections to it.

Indeed it may be said with some confidence that the average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. There are moments when his cogitations are relatively more respectable than usual, but even at their climaxes they never reach anything properly describable as the level of serious thought. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of clichés. What they mistake for thought is simply a repetition of what they have heard. My guess is that well over eighty per cent. of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. That is to say, they never think anything that has not been thought before and by thousands.