That seems obsessive." "Meticulous care can seem so to those unwilling to recognise it for its true worth. - Iain Banks

Have you always been so suspicious, Banstegeyn?"
He looked at her, unsmiling. "No, I stumbled into a position of great power quite by accident.

So," he said to the monk, "you are of an Order which also despises the Great Infernal Wizard."
"Indeed, your gracious Majesty," the monk said, looking down modestly at the carpet. His voice sounded respectful. "Our Belief—perhaps not so dissimilar from your own, more venerable and more widely followed creed, is that God is a Mad Scientist and we His experimental subjects, doomed forever to run the Maze of Life through apparently random and unjust punishments for meaningless and paltry rewards and no discernible good reason save His evil pleasure.

~ Want to know one ugly thought?
~ Are there not enough in the world already?
~ Assuredly. But sometimes ugly thoughts can be prevented from becoming ugly deeds by exposing them.
~ If you say so.
~ One should always ask who has most to gain.