All their players tested positive... for being assholes. - Lance Armstrong

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All their players tested positive... for being assholes.

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Lance Edward Armstrong (born 18 September 1971) is an American former professional road racing cyclist. Armstrong had been declared winner of the Tour de France a record seven consecutive times between 1999 and 2005, before being disqualified from each of those races and banned from cycling for life for doping offenses by the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) in 2012. He is the founder of the Lance Armstrong Foundation, later renamed Livestrong Foundation, for providing support for cancer patients.

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Birth Name: Lance Edward Gunderson

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Alternative Names: Lance Edward Armstrong

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