I don't suppoze thare haz ever lived a man without a single… - Josh Billings

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I don't suppoze thare haz ever lived a man without a single virtew. Even Judas Iskariot "went and hanged himself."

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Henry Wheeler Shaw (21 April 1818 – 14 October 1885), most famous under his pen name Josh Billings, was an American humorist. He was perhaps the second most famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States in the 2nd half of the 19th century, after Mark Twain, although his reputation has not fared so well with later generations.

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Birth Name: Henry Wheeler Shaw

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I don't suppoze thare haz ever lived a man without a single virtew. Even Judas Iskariot "went and hanged himself." - Josh Billings

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