"How is the faith-unification business?" "We've nearly got everyone," said Joffy with a smile. "The atheists came on board last week. Once we had sug… - Jasper Fforde

"How is the faith-unification business?"
"We've nearly got everyone," said Joffy with a smile. "The atheists came on board last week. Once we had suggested that 'god' could be a set of essentially beneficent physical rules of the cosmos, they were only too happy to join. In fact, apart from a few scattered remnants of faith leaders who can't quite come to terms with the loss of their power, influence and associated funny hats, it's all looking pretty good."