If you've ever bought drugs before, you understand that for… - Margaret Cho

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If you've ever bought drugs before, you understand that for some bizarre reason you have to feign this relationship with your dealer. It's like you're not really going to him to buy drugs. You're going for a social visit. Drugs are the surprise that just happens when you get there. "Oh, hash? I didn't know!" And he's talkin' to you and you're tryin' to be interested, you know, "Oh yeah? No, really...I love Foghat. No, seriously." And inside you're like, "Just fuckin' give it! I hate you. Your house smells like cat pee!" Why do all drug dealers' houses smell like cat pee?

Margaret Cho

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Moran "Margaret" Cho (born December 5, 1968) is a Korean-American actress and comedian.

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Native Name: 조모란 • 趙牡丹

Alternative Names: Margaret Moran Cho • Moran Cho • Cho Moran • Jo Moran

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