Sarcasm: what they have in New York instead of jacuzzis. - Fran Lebowitz

Democracy is an interesting, even laudable, notion and there is no question but that when compared to Communism, which is too dull, or Fascism, which is too exciting, it emerges as the most palatable form of government

..[l]et me assure you: the world is full of mediocre men who are stunning successes.

I open the refrigerator. I decide against the half a lemon and jar of Gulden’s mustard and on the spur of the moment choose instead to have breakfast out. I guess that’s just the kind of girl I am — whimsical. 5:10