People are stupider than anybody. - Tom Lehrer

I remember when Richard Pryor said something about how in South Africa, all the black people should pick up guns and kill all the white people, and they went right on with the interview, and nobody stopped him on that. "Oh good old Richard, what a card." As long as you're billed as a comedian, I guess you can say anything.

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

I feel that if any songs are gonna come out of World War III, we'd better start writing them now.