I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you? - Cole Porter

The world admits bears in pits do it, Even Pekingeses at the Ritz do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.

They say that bears Have love affairs And even camels, We're merely mammals Let's misbehave.

It must be fun to be you And play with love as you do To treat each new romance As merely one more dance Or just another book to glance through It must be fun to acquire Whatever heart you desire, And when you're bored with it To tear it in two, It must be fun to be you.