I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark - Steven Wright

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark

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About Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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Birth Name: Steven Alexander Wright
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