Those who can kill themselves do, and those who can’t, teach philosophy. - James Morrow

Babies are like kittens, Julie, they grow into something much more sinister.

Don't believe everything you hear about hell. Next time you run into some anti-hell propaganda, consider the source."
"You inflict eternal punishment on people," Julie countered.
"Merely because it's our job. And remember, we persecute only the guilty, which puts us one up on most other institutions.

I shall never cease to marvel at the clarity of stars when viewed from midocean, each as sharp and bright as the laser pointer God uses when lecturing the angels on evolution.