And I got so drunk, I got so drunk that I actually woke up … - Margaret Cho

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And I got so drunk, I got so drunk that I actually woke up thinking, "Should I get up and pee, or just pee in the bed?" Actually weighing the pros and the cons. "Well, it'll be warm for a minute...it's a big bed, I'll just roll over...I'll just blame it on that guy!"

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Moran "Margaret" Cho (born December 5, 1968) is a Korean-American actress and comedian.

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Native Name: 조모란 • 趙牡丹

Alternative Names: Margaret Moran Cho • Moran Cho • Cho Moran • Jo Moran

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