There’s no better time to celebrate friendship than when things are at their worst. - Daniel Suarez

You’re like a retarded Sir Lancelot.

Everyone on the Internet is talking about television and everyone on television is talking about the Internet. The whole damn thing is a self-licking ice cream cone and you're blaming me?

Are you familiar with the Fates, Sergeant? Greek legend said that they spun the threads of men’s lives and cut them at a length of their choosing. Like the Fates, I severed the thread of your life . . ..