Trump can invent any reality he wants for the less important topics. - Scott Adams

They say that dogs lick their own genitalia because they can. But I think it's at least partially because they don't have the Internet.

Always "lead by example." Let's say you're trying to reduce costs in the company. You can set an example by ordering your chauffeur to get his hair cut at Super Cuts. This is the kind of personal sacrifice that inspires the employees. Soon you'll be able to squeeze their health benefits like a tourniquet on a seedless grape.

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