Building a gazebo in the middle of the civil war, that'd be like doing stand-up comedy now. - John Mulaney

Crazy people are like that. They have unlimited crazy currency. [...] The things they say mean nothing to them, but they mean everything to me.

I'm not saying it's a bad movie. It is, but that's not my point.

If there's a hell, I think it's an encyclopedia, and you can just look up what everyone in your life thought about you. And if there is a heaven, it's a wikipedia, and you can just change that.