Her early years were very unhappy, and she decided she would have a good time if she ever got a chance. Later on, she overdid it a little. - Will Cuppy

The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn't say.

The Age of Reptiles ended because it had gone on long enough and it was all a mistake in the first place. A better day was dawning at the close of the Mesozoic Era. There were some little warm-blooded animals around which had been stealing and eating the eggs of the Dinosaurs, and they were gradually learning to steal other things, too. Civilization was just around the corner.

Whenever he [Charlemagne] decided to help somebody's morals, people would bury their small change and hide in the swamps and forests.