Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just … - Dave Attell

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Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!

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Dave Attell (born January 18, 1965, in Rockville Center, New York) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell

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