I was on a plane, and the steward was coming down the aisle… - Margaret Cho

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I was on a plane, and the steward was coming down the aisle. "Asian chicken salad...Asian chicken salad...Asian chicken salad..." And he gets to me and he's like, "...chicken salad!" What does he think I'm gonna do? "Dis is not de salad of my people! In my homeland, dey use mandarin orange slices...and crispy wonton crunches!"

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Moran "Margaret" Cho (born December 5, 1968) is a Korean-American actress and comedian.

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Native Name: 조모란 • 趙牡丹

Alternative Names: Margaret Moran Cho • Moran Cho • Cho Moran • Jo Moran

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