Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as … - Ze Frank

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Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it.

Ze Frank

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About Ze Frank

Ze Frank (born Hosea Frank on 31 March 1972, first name IPA: ['ze], rhymes with "say") is an online performance artist and humorist based in Brooklyn, New York.

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Birth Name: Hosea Jan Frank

Alternative Names: Punctuation Substitution

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Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it. - Ze Frank

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