Hey Patton, looks like Paris Hilton's writing a book. And I… - Patton Oswalt

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Hey Patton, looks like Paris Hilton's writing a book. And I go, "She's a cunt who should die of AIDS." They go, (nervously) "Ah ha ha, okay! Hey! All right... um, okay, follow-up question. She's also coming out with a line of handbags," "As long as she gets AIDS, that's fine with me, man. If she could get cancer of the AIDS of the leukemia of the eyes, that'd be awesome. If like, a biker could fuck that into her skull..."

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Patton Peter Oswalt (born January 27, 1969) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, singer, dancer, voice artist, comedian.

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