I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again. - Steven Wright
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.
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Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.
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I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
Steven had a great line. They were askin' us "What's it like as a comedian in front of 80,000 people?" And Steven said "If you're swimming in the ocean, it doesn't matter how deep the water is. All you can do is swim."
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