As it says in the Bible, For now we through a glass, darkly; but then face to face. If it is face to face, there must be two looking. - Margaret Atwood

You could tell a lot about a person from their fridge magnets, not that he'd thought much about them at the time.

I plunged in, and set up a Twitter account. My first problem was that there were already two Margaret Atwoods on Twitter, one of them with my picture. This grew; I gave commands; then all other Margaret Atwoods stopped together. I like to think they were sent to a nunnery, but in any case they disappeared. The Twitterpolice had got them. I felt a bit guilty.

Money does talk, but it has a limited vocabulary.