"Why did you write "Charlie Brown is a blockhead" on the sidewalk?" "Because I sincerely believe you <em>are</em> a blockhead! I have to write what I… - Charles M. Schulz

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Good afternoon... My name is Lucy... I'm going to be your right-fielder... Our special today is a misjudged fly-ball. We also have a nice bobbled ground ball and an exellent late throw to the infield... I'll be back in a moment to take your order.