A careful reading of 50 Simple Things leaves you wondering whether you're going to die from environmental disaster or intellectual annoyance. Failing… - P. J. O'Rourke

Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.

Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.

Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.